Monthly Archives: July 2024

The Garlic: World’s First AAAA Game Has Live Sweat, Still Clipping Through Corners of Wall

The Garlic: The Garlic: World's First AAAA Game Has Live Sweat, Still Clipping Through Corners of Wall

ELSEWEYR – Triple-A games have now reached a graphical fidelity beyond human perception — some would even call them Quadruple-A! Such graphical advancements across large-scale video games make modern games look so realistic, as long as you’re not actually playing them in real time. A lack of CPU intelligence development in favor of this flashy […]

I Want to Enjoy Life

Photo of wild blackberries in different ripening stages

Sitting in the grass, not itching, just vibing. Drawing from life. Studying the dimples in my friend’s face. Recalling all the times I laughed so hard my chest hurt. Thinking of the friends who did that to me. Noticing the details of art that are usually glossed over.

Available Commissions! (2024)

Currently available: 1 slot Here are the types of art commissions I currently offer, and their flat rates! Full Scene: Sketch: $100 Lines: $125 Simple Color: $175 Full Color: $225 Add Character(s): +$75 each Real Media: +$100 Character Full-Body: Sketch: $45 Lines: $60 Simple Color: $75 Full Color: $100 Add Character(s): +$50 each Real Media: […]

I’m Tired of Suffering

I wasn’t put on this earth to struggle. I’m not part of “the hustle”. People not saying what they mean. Playing Mario Party alone against the CPUs. On rentals. Moving again. Making friends again. Moving again. Making friends again. Friends moving away. Budgeting the cents of a fast food meal. Keeping track of who owes […]

Paper Daisy + Paper Luigi: A Perfect Match

It’s kinda rough, but this trial of paint marker on canvas was a birthday gift to my good friends Kala & Ben a couple years ago! They were once known for couples-cosplaying Daisy and Luigi, respectively, which I was a big fan of. So, I had to do something to commemorate that one year — […]

TLC – What About Your Friends?

Well, is it me, or can it be I’m a little too friendly So, to speak, hypothetically say? I supply creativity to what others must take as a form of self-hate Only to make an enemy, which results in unfortunate destiny They dog me out then be next to me Just ’cause I am what […]

The Garlic: Shitty Old Man Commits to the Bit

EARTH – Really? Is this the best we can do?? They say the cream always rises to the top. You know what also forms on top? Mold. But that’s only the visual manifestation of a much deeper network of gross, rotten fungus in your formerly decent tub of yogurt. The political establishment recently has really […]

Summer Games Done Quick 2024: Dogs Should Be Allowed to Play Baseball

They said it couldn’t be done, maybe even that it shouldn’t be done — but dogs can play baseball!! Not only that, they can speedrun it, as one such shiba inu did at this past Summer Games Done Quick 2024, a charity marathon benefiting Doctors Without Borders! Peanut Butter, who previously did a remote speedrun […]