I wasn’t put on this earth to struggle. I’m not part of “the hustle”. People not saying what they mean. Playing Mario Party alone against the CPUs. On rentals. Moving again. Making friends again. Moving again. Making friends again. Friends moving away. Budgeting the cents of a fast food meal. Keeping track of who owes […]
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The Garlic: Shitty Old Man Commits to the Bit
EARTH – Really? Is this the best we can do?? They say the cream always rises to the top. You know what also forms on top? Mold. But that’s only the visual manifestation of a much deeper network of gross, rotten fungus in your formerly decent tub of yogurt. The political establishment recently has really […]
View ItemSummer Games Done Quick 2024: Dogs Should Be Allowed to Play Baseball
They said it couldn’t be done, maybe even that it shouldn’t be done — but dogs can play baseball!! Not only that, they can speedrun it, as one such shiba inu did at this past Summer Games Done Quick 2024, a charity marathon benefiting Doctors Without Borders! Peanut Butter, who previously did a remote speedrun […]
View ItemThe Garlic: New Campaign Aims to Convince Corporations, Senators That Palestinian Lives Great for Bottom Line
Or, “I just don’t know how to make you care about Brown people.” WORLD – Two-hundred and sixty-nine days into genocidal conflict, the reasons for which obvious to any compassionate soul, the world’s top marketers have finally come together to brainstorm the perfect ad campaign to promote peace and a ceasefire.
View ItemWhat You’ll Find Here (and What You Won’t)
I thought it might be worth clarifying what I want to do with this blog! After having this URL for nearly 20 years!!!
View ItemTina’s Shrine
I have a small shrine for my past two dogs, Shelby and Ramsey, who lived long lives: I now have little this shrine for Tina as well.
View ItemPhoto Friday: Look at My New Cat
Tentatively named “Sterling”, this sweet cat is currently at odds with me due to a mistake leading him to get stuck somewhere in my bathroom on day 3 after bringing him home. My attempts to extract him were both futile and upsetting, and I hope he forgives me! Until then, though, he’s been eating well […]
View ItemPhoto Friday: The Heart Plant
What is a weed, anyway? (Pixel 7)
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