The Garlic: Executive Branch Orders All Federal References to “Black”, “African American”, etc. be Replaced by “N*gger”

WASHINGTON — In an effort to renege on all the Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion initiatives of the past half-decade, the current administration has also passed internal orders to all federal agencies to change all instances of words such as “African American” to the infamous N-word.
“Why bother hiding anymore?” a line from a leaked internal email asks. “This has been the real aim of our party since Reagan.”

“There are no downsides to this,” says another email, presumably from somebody white.

While some outrage has already bled out from their intranet systems, many Americans will finally be able to breathe a sigh of relief as they are emboldened to be as racist as their hearts desire for the first time in forty years.

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