ELSEWEYR – Triple-A games have now reached a graphical fidelity beyond human perception — some would even call them Quadruple-A! Such graphical advancements across large-scale video games make modern games look so realistic, as long as you’re not actually playing them in real time. A lack of CPU intelligence development in favor of this flashy […]
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EARTH – Really? Is this the best we can do?? They say the cream always rises to the top. You know what also forms on top? Mold. But that’s only the visual manifestation of a much deeper network of gross, rotten fungus in your formerly decent tub of yogurt. The political establishment recently has really […]