Tag Archives: parody

The Garlic: Shitty Old Man Commits to the Bit

EARTH – Really? Is this the best we can do?? They say the cream always rises to the top. You know what also forms on top? Mold. But that’s only the visual manifestation of a much deeper network of gross, rotten fungus in your formerly decent tub of yogurt. The political establishment recently has really […]

The Garlic: New Campaign Aims to Convince Corporations, Senators That Palestinian Lives Great for Bottom Line

Or, “I just don’t know how to make you care about Brown people.” WORLD – Two-hundred and sixty-nine days into genocidal conflict, the reasons for which obvious to any compassionate soul, the world’s top marketers have finally come together to brainstorm the perfect ad campaign to promote peace and a ceasefire.