Monthly Archives: February 2025

The Garlic: Streets Overrun with Homeless Billionaires as Socialism Takes Over

WALL STREET — The inevitable, nay unfortunate, results of socialism in America have become apparent, as day after day, more and more billionaires have been found forming encampments on the fringes of society. Forced to finally participate at all in human civilization alongside the non-super-rich, their social skills are not quite up to par with […]

The Garlic: Executive Branch Orders All Federal References to “Black”, “African American”, etc. be Replaced by “N*gger”

WASHINGTON — In an effort to renege on all the Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion initiatives of the past half-decade, the current administration has also passed internal orders to all federal agencies to change all instances of words such as “African American” to the infamous N-word. “Why bother hiding anymore?” a line from a leaked internal […]