WALL STREET — The inevitable, nay unfortunate, results of socialism in America have become apparent, as day after day, more and more billionaires have been found forming encampments on the fringes of society. Forced to finally participate at all in human civilization alongside the non-super-rich, their social skills are not quite up to par with the rest of humanity. Champagne and golden-toilet withdrawal often leaves them curled up on the curb, shuddering at the long-gone memories of caviar and stock portfolios.
To think that socialism was brewing in the midst of America for so many generations! It should have been so obvious. While in the early 1900s “Many American intellectuals and business leaders saw nazism and fascism as viable models for the US,” and there is very little distinguishing American leadership from such ideals before or after this era, clearly socialism is still to blame. One could only assume that fomenting a socialist revolution was the only response to such ideals, except that everyone who strongly felt this was usually killed, and America continues to “inspire” fascist regimes. Uh oh!
Our new clearly socialist modern utopia has inflicted the worst fate of “experiencing the human condition” upon the ultra-wealthy, and I, for one, couldn’t be more excited.
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